Sunday, August 3, 2008

10 reasons

10 reasons
Most of the time he fixes his eyes on yours and not on your cleavage, first reason why you like him
He listens more than he talks, second reason why you like him
He has a job and doesn't live with his mother, third reason why you like him
He uses a condom and he's not a one-minute man, fourth reason why you like him
He doesn't appear at your front door uninvited, fifth reason why you like him
Bars, casinos, nightclubs and strip clubs aren't his second homes, sixth reason why you like him
He appreciates the benefits of water, soap, roll on, comb, ironed clothes, toothpaste, clean underwear, socks and shoes; seventh reason why you like him
He budgets before spending, eighth reason why you like him
He keeps his fingers off your cash and car keys, ninth reason why you like him
He often compliments you and makes you laugh, tenth reason why you like him
But despite these virtues, they say he's too young for you!

She understands you don't have to call, sms, or email her daily, first reason why you like her
She doesn't demand you take her to the movies, clubs, or money to do her hair every weekend, second reason why you like her
She doesn't 'flash' you or request you to sms her airtime, third reason why you like her
She earns her own income and pays her bills, fourth reason why you like her
She tells you what she wants and how she wants it in-between the sheets, fifth reason why you like her
She doesn't pressure you for a commitment, sixth reason why you like her
She doesn't nag you to buy a car, live in a posh neighbourhood, or get a better paying job, seventh reason why you like her
When you're broke she will go Dutch or even spend money on you, eighth reason why you like her
She works out regularly to stay healthy and sexy, ninth reason why you like her
She calls you to ask how your day was and wish you a good night, tenth reason why you like her
But despite these virtues, they say she's too old for you!
Copyright 2007. festus mbuimwe aka wamoronjia

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